Rambler 175 by rambler on Mar 15, 2010 in clean humor limericks puns word abuse This will be my last Rambler for a few weeks. Will resume about mid April.Have you checked the width of your toilet paper lately? It has the same number of sheets but it is about half the width of the dispenser. If they keep this up, we won't be wipi...
Rambler 174 by rambler on Mar 9, 2010 in clean humor limericks puns word abuse offbeat humor Based on a news item yesterday, the Post Office will no longer be pushing the envelope (on Saturday).New warnings about picking up lice while walking your dog has me checking for a new lice on leash.The Chevrolet Executive made a Camaro appearance at...
Rambler 173 by rambler on Mar 7, 2010 in opinions clean humor limericks puns word abuse In a few years we will be able to hang around with old clonies.I was watching ads for the Mercedes "E" Class and realized I was in the middle of "E" clips.Local restaurants have pigs in a blanket; Congress has pork in a bill.On my face there's a larg...
Rambler 171 by rambler on Feb 28, 2010 in clean humor limericks puns word abuse Police picked up some drug dealers and a huge stash of drugs at the Mall of America. They said it was a grand mall seizure.The Toyota Company is said to have a number of runaway best sellers.Food/music Honey Bobby Goldsboro '68Penny Pinchers will be...
Rambler 170 by rambler on Feb 23, 2010 in clean humor limericks puns word abuse The Seven Footers Society is meeting in Dwarf, KY, for a short session on Longfellow.A new biography of the owner of McDonalds will be on the shelves next week: "Lord of the Fries." The sequel, "Lard of the Rings" will soon follow.food/music Cl...
Rambler 169 by rambler on Feb 21, 2010 in clean humor limericks puns word abuse An autopsy of Humpty Dumpty revealed that he suffered from restless egg syndrome.Area Postmasters will be meeting in Stamping Ground, KY.The NYT last week printed a 12 page article on the Tea Parties and suggested a possible link (they said they had...
Rambler 168 by rambler on Feb 16, 2010 in clean humor limericks puns word abuse The Kennel Club of America has approved the new breed to be used to pace joggers-the Clocker Spaniel.They have stopped teaching cursive writing. I guess cursing will now have to be in text.A local soup chef was fired-he failed the brothalyzer test.Zo...
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