afterglide

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Disjointed rantings from the cul-de-sacs of suburban Minneapolis-St Paul, Minnesota.

Located: Eagan, Minnesota
Tags: humor, technology, news, satire, photos

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Sorry we lost your business. Fuck off and don't come back. on Nov 13, 2009 in house money annoyances I had started the process with TCF Bank to refinance my mortgage and take out some equity to pay for the remodeling I did over the last year. I had stopped by in person at a local branch, spoke to the lending manager there, and he sold me on what end...



No-talent ass clown on Oct 31, 2009 in photos oddities wtf I don't know the full story behind this god-awful, frightening painting of a child-eating clown, but Melissa's friend Tim found it in a church. This is all of the information I have. Did he buy it? Did he steal it in the middle of the night? Did he w...



Go-tards™ on Oct 30, 2009 in fake products Go-tards™, Go-tards™, GO-TARDS™!!! Are you a youthful, hep cat on the go? Then Go-tards™ unitards are for you. Go-tards™ are the unitards made of SMRT-on™, a space-age material that doesn't cling to your body, but automatically reconfigur...



Novel uses for toilet paper on Oct 23, 2009 in poop relationships My body seems to still be in an adjustment phase to accommodate increased intake of both beer and potently healthy, veggie-based meals. This text message conversation this morning resulted.Melissa: Did you eat most of a roll of toilet paper while you...



Carrot sex on Oct 19, 2009And you know what the best part is? It was Melissa's idea. Copyright 2008-2009 Afterglide Media Thingy, LLC...



Updated: Baldy's BBQ in Lakeville on Oct 19, 2009 in Twin Cities life food From Kansas City to New Orleans and points far and between, I've had some pretty spectacular BBQ in my day, though I absolutely would not pass myself off as a culinary expert on it. Given the mostly stagnant array of dining choices in Lakeville, whic...